Description

This is no ordinary rabbit. It s the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ll ever set eyes on. This rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide, he s a killer! Seriously, he ll do you up a treat. Look, I m Warning you! I mean look at that photo. He got huge sharp teeth. He can leap about… Ok, ok. I know you re not going to listen to me anyway. They never do. But I m tellin you, death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Direct from The Holy Grail here we have Toy Vault s plush Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth. Measuring 9 inches (23 cm) long by 5 inches (13 cm) tall and 5 inches (13 cm) wide with a mouthful of teeth, this little white bunny is not a laughing matter. Seriously, you ve got to listen to me on this. This rabbit is dangerous. Just remember I warned you.

This fierce rodent with a bad disposition will be shipped in a secure box with appropriate packing material to keep postal employees safe during transit. I mean, look, there s no reason that a fine postal worker should have to pay for your flirting with danger. You want to tempt your fate, that s your business. Just get some cover when you open the package. That s all I m saying.